Post by steerser on Feb 18, 2005 18:55:30 GMT
Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Colliseum.
"Friends,Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears.
Tomorrow i take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall
start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees,
hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk som shi*e eh?
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conqured France and addresses
the
crowd in the Colliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned
from our campaign in France and as I promised,
we killed 50,000 Gauls".
The crowd are up on their feet again.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar".
Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his bullsh*t,I'm off to
France to check this out."
So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome.
Caesar is addressing the public in the Colliseum again
"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are
going to sort those b*stards out"
The crowd are up on their feet.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus jumps up and shouts "Caesar, you are a liar.
You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there
to check it out you only killed 25,000 !!!!"
The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.
Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Colliseum then across at Brutus
and says "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing . . . . .
...Away Gauls count double in Europe."
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"Friends,Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears.
Tomorrow i take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall
start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees,
hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk som shi*e eh?
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conqured France and addresses
the
crowd in the Colliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned
from our campaign in France and as I promised,
we killed 50,000 Gauls".
The crowd are up on their feet again.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar".
Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his bullsh*t,I'm off to
France to check this out."
So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome.
Caesar is addressing the public in the Colliseum again
"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are
going to sort those b*stards out"
The crowd are up on their feet.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus jumps up and shouts "Caesar, you are a liar.
You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there
to check it out you only killed 25,000 !!!!"
The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence.
Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Colliseum then across at Brutus
and says "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing . . . . .
...Away Gauls count double in Europe."
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